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I had a dream last night that I cut my hair to wabout 2 inches from my head and discovered a nasty pulsing pustule about 3 inches in diameter. This was apparrently a symptom of my brain rotting and was allowing the fluid to leak from my head. I had to find some way to get a brain transplant before the front lobe was gone so that I wouldn't die (Soap opera writing should be a hobby of mine. Sheesh.). So this morning I'm cranky and I'm taking it out strategically on my coworkers.