I'm officially catching a cold, the gold seal has been stamped on my forehead. It reads "Contagious." Unfortunately, this doesn't mean I get to take sick days and sleep in so I can feel better sooner than later. In fact, I had to coerce someone into staying to cover a coworker who called in sick. Overtime is good, but really. So I'll sit here and try not to cough on anyone. Or maybe I'll go into evil dictator mode and infect everyone. We'll see.