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Silly food stories

I am eating take-out breakfast. Yumm, thick cut bacon! After this, I won't be hungry until dinner, which works out perfectly.

Lat night, we did end up going out for dinner. I had beer and laughed all the calories off. I called my husband "Cut Here" for 20 minutes or so as he managed to nick himself shaving and was trying to stop the flow of blood before we got to the restaurant. He reminded me of the thug in ConAir with the tatoo on his neck that looks like a butchers diagram. Unfortunately (for those who don't like puns), as we were passing the wastewater treatment plant (affectionately referred to as the "fart free zone") "cut here" took on a whole new meaning. I laughed so hard it was a good thing we got home when we did.