September 16th, 2005

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And now for those of you that don't read trista, wilwheaton or cmpriest, I present Friday morning fun.

Question: How many Bush Administration members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Ten
  1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
  2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
  3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
  4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either responsible for changing the light bulb or for darkness.
  5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
  6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished.
  7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
  8. One to viciously smear #7.
  9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.
  10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
A kitten pile, and how to accidentally satirize yourself.

Yes, there is no actual content today. Give me a break, it's a gloomy Friday.
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Is it just me, or is anyone else bothered by the new rubber bracelet fad? The last time I wanted a rubber bracelet, I think I was 12. Why on earth would you want a whole arm full of thick rubber? Or is this cheap arm hair removal?

(Yes, I know some are for good causes. Yes, it's still stupid. I don't give money to charity for the crap they give you.)