savannah (onsafari) wrote,
savannah
onsafari

Spamariffic

I must share this excerpt from spam. It's too... Shakespearean.

I have no such daughter nor shall ever medicine thee to beddextrose you can be the masterbrushy
Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should becollimate you can be the masteradeliaYou call that a ham sandwich? Take it away at once!paranormal haaaard as a ROCKaggrieve
I grovel at your feet, oh great one!prefect buddy, get with itincur
I would have voided thee but get thee gone farewelldebugger master of the bedroomarmchair
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreamscontroversial make her happyattenuate
Enter an old tear that is the monkey's own giving out she is young and rose-lipp'd cherubin-- ay there look grim as hellplod standing tall or nothawthorn
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