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How to have a good nights sleep

My new favorite drug combination:
1 can Coke
3 ibuprofen
1/2 vicodin

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Step 1: ingest all of the above (ps avoid Vicodin Pop Rocks)

Step 2: hit self in head with large foam hammer until unconscious

Step 3: repeat step 2 as necessary until morning arrives and you are well rested

Ah. I miss the days of 4 Advil and a can of Mountain Dew. It was a miracle cure.

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