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Extreme baking

Over the weekend, while on a mad baking spree, I was getting the zest ready for the cranberry-orange bread. Of course for the quantity we needed, I was using a regular old cheese grater on the 3 oranges. I was paying close attention to what I was doing up until my husband dragged himself out of bed.

See, I'm a little paranoid around graters because I don't have a particularly good relationship with them. If I'm not giving the things 100% of my attention, they like to bite me. They're like jealous dogs that way. So I try to take all possible precautions around them. In fact, I even picked up one of the free standing graters because then there's one less thing to worry about.

So my husband comes into the kitchen and starts asking a million questions. What should he be doing? How should he do it? What color is the sky? I swear, if there's someone around to consult, going to the bathroom requires a Q&A session.

I looked up to talk to him just long enough to grate the knuckle on my thumb. Yes, I'm an idiot. I knew the risks and looked up anyway. And now I have 2 scabs on my thumb to remind me that cheese graters are vicious. At least I didn't bleed into the zest. And the bandaid kept most of the stuff out of my gashes.

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:) I know how that goes....my wife did that recently too, only when I was using a very sharp knife....then she runs for the Neosporin and demands that I put it on. She didn't seem to understand that when I've got my finger above my head clamped with a towel turning red that now is not the time for Neosporin...

Yes, your wife was explaining the benefits of Neosporin-and-a-Bandaid at your party. I think she'd try to get them to solve all the worlds problems if she could.

Also, thanks for the disgusting imagery.

Just wanted to make sure you could feel the moment so you understood my feeling that Neosporin wasn't appropriate at the time.

Yeah, I felt the moment. All the way down in my gag reflex.

Neosporin is not for use on your tonsils.

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