So the good news is that my ankle isn't broken and I have the xrays to prove it. Of course, getting them took way too long, but isn't that always the case? The annoying news is that I'm stuck wearing a flexible cast for a week or two while the ligaments I mangled heal. Of all the bad things to happen, this is one of the best. So really, I'm happy about that. Except for the annoying part of actually wearing the cast.