Just in case you haven't seen it yet, this guy totally doesn't get the Onion. Their satire on the pro-life stance that people get abortions on a whim (written a long time ago, far far away) seems to have passed right over all his brain cells. I would just say that he's a troll looking for some controversy, except then he tried to justify his position by recounting a conversation with someone who acts as if they are stoned out of their mind. At least he seems to sum up the current Republican crusade against birth control succinctly:
Sorry ma'am, if you hadn't had sex you wouldn't have gotten pregnant, it's not the HMO's fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.
via Making Light